Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
That was funny. #5 makes a lot of sense. LOL!!!
February 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
hahahahah, thanks for the laugh. I think 3 is DISGUSTING. lol. I think I’ll try the alarm clock one, my husband is always hitting snooze.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
How grateful I am for the funnies in life! What a pick-me-up for my lagging afternoon! These were hysterical and almost woke my son from his nap.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Hi Sandi,
When I read this list I too was expecting something serious but was delighted to find this instead. I laughed too and once again my wife thought I was crazy staring at a computer screen snickering.